Oh ja, känner igen mig! Jag skulle kunna skriva en trilogi om jag bara kunde flytta allt från huvudet till papperet!
Fast jag lovar att min inte är lika misslyckad... Och oroa er inte för att ni någonsin tvingas läsa den!
Jag roade mig med att besvara frågorna i början, in english...
(Tvinga er inte att läsa dem.)
Is her name YOUR name? Just send a form to "the skatteverk"...
Your nickname? Indeed.
Your net name? Indeed.
A really cool name? Indeed?
That you wish you had? Could have it, in fact.
That you've tried to get other people to call you? They already do!
Is her name an Elvish derivation of your name? My real name is not as cool as it need to be for that.
Is your character's name a noun not usually used as a name? I'm the only one...
Did you spend more than a day thinking up the perfect name for your character? It's an old name, made years before I gave it to this character.
Did you not need to spend any time thinking up the perfect name for your character because all your characters have the same name? Then, I think so.
And it's yours? Could be, could be..
Is the character's name an unusual spelling of a more common name or word? Indeed.
Or a female with a male-sounding name? Well, yes.
Or a name the character chose for him or herself, because s/he "didn't want to forget"? Not this time.
Is the character's name in the title of the story? Of course not, I'm good at things like that!
Is the character the same gender as you? Indeed.
Is the character the same race as you? ...Indeed!
If not, is this because the character is a hobbit or an elf? Well, it's an elf, but...
Although s/he didn’t know s/he was until mysteriously transported to Middle-earth? She was born at that place...
If the character is a hobbit, does s/he have unusually dainty and hair free feet? .....
Does this lead to a nagging toenail fungus problem? (If the answer to question 21 is Yes, you are excused the rest of the test. Go forth and write). ......
Is your character a combination of two different races? Changed that...
Are they Human and Elf? Changed that, because it was to likely Beren and Luthien!
Does your character have the strong points of both races? Maybe.
And the weak points of neither? Nope.
Is the character really, really young? In the beginning she's just born, in the end she's very old...
Is the character older than the Firstborn, or just as old? Growing up....
Is the character in the same age as you? Growing up...
Or is the character at the age you would like to be? Do I want to grow up?
Is your character a teenager or in her early twenties? In the beginning...
If no, does your character *look* like she's a teenager or in her early twenties? Growing up...
For no good reason? No answer.
For a good reason? Think so.
That you plan on making a plot point later? *Don't get crazy...*
(If the good reason is because s/he’s found a brand of moisturiser that actually performs as advertised, please let me know what it is).
Is your character beautiful? *laughing* Maybe a bit.
Extremely beautiful? No.
More beautiful even than Luthien Tinuviel? No!
Who was so beautiful that the whole world went into mourning when she died? Did she die?!
Does your character have violet eyes? They were lighted like they had captured all the stars in the sky, and blue like deep seas...... (Really bad translation)
Does your character have long hair? Indeed.
Of an unusual colour? Indeed.
That you describe at length? Everyone who reed it knows how I look, so I don't need that!
More than once? Maybe I use the word "long" sometimes.
In the first page? Hey, I've got better things to write down!
Och här tog det stopp.